Why Are Lesbians Ugly?
Contrary to your fantasies and the porno you watch, most lesbians are hideously
ugly. But why, why are they so ugly? Well it's fairly logical. Lesbians are fat
and ugly because they can't get any men. Yup. You heard me. You heard me good!
Chicks become lesbians because they can't get any cock; so they decide to switch
over, thinking it's easier to catch fish.
Then what happens? Then what happens?! They find out that other chicks have standards too. They're not just gonna make out with any inverted nipple flat chested hoe! Then what happens? Then what happens?! They become bisexual. They leave their doors wide open for whatever may land on the welcome mat that is their cunt (or "welcome rug" if you will).
And that my friends is how a
bisexual comes to be!
By J. Cho