Things My Mom Says
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Son of a bitches!
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What the fuck are going on here?
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Don't make me kick your asses!
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I know what 2 + 2 is, I not stupid!
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Go clean up your room! It look like pig mess!
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You eat so much. You smell like cow.
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No way! I'm not give you this. Go get your own!
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I know all your secret. I'm like Jame Bond.
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Never eat upside down. It bad for stomach.
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Chinese are smart. They rule the math books.
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I eat vegetable because I hate plant, not because I like animal.
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Sooooooooo sorry!
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You are a weak link!
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Hey why you so stupid? Is it
because I never hit you enough?
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I am born year of Ox.
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My English is a perfect. Nobodies can tell.
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No Mo!
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K-fed is awesome! Britney
idiot for dumping him!
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I like rice better than noodle. Noodle like tiny snake.
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No way!
Jozay!
By Wang Wang