Things My Mom Says

  Son of a bitches!
 
What the fuck are going on here?
 
Don't make me kick your asses!
 
I know what 2 + 2 is, I not stupid!
 
Go clean up your room! It look like pig mess!
 
You eat so much. You smell like cow.
 
No way! I'm not give you this. Go get your own!
 
I know all your secret. I'm like Jame Bond.
 
Never eat upside down. It bad for stomach.
 
Chinese are smart. They rule the math books.
 
I eat vegetable because I hate plant, not because I like animal.
 
Sooooooooo sorry!
 
You are a weak link!
 
Hey why you so stupid? Is it because I never hit you enough?
 
I am born year of Ox.
 
My English is a perfect. Nobodies can tell.
 
No Mo!
 
K-fed is awesome! Britney idiot for dumping him!
 
I like rice better than noodle. Noodle like tiny snake.
 
No way! Jozay!


By Wang Wang

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