Stop The Tech Coverage
Goddamn it. Stop the tech coverage and all the geek entertainment. I mean Jesus
Christ, there are people in this world who aren't glued to their fucking chairs
jerking off to the girl of WoW and browsing for Ubuntu apps all the time. What
the fuck is Ubuntu anyway? Fuck it. For god sakes go out in the fucking sun and
meet some people or some shit instead of voting up B.S. that nobody cares about
and only 10 people on the internet get.
I'm tired of waking up and going
on Digg and Reddit and seeing headlines like,
"Funny USB Shoes"
What the fuck is a USB anyway? Fuck USB. Talk about normal things that people talk about, like how fat fuck faced girls beat their teacher up many years ago. You know, Violent Acres. Fuck Violent Acres. That's bullshit. You know what, fuck everything. Fuck the internet. We should just go back to going to the library.
No fuck the library. Those bitches always tell me to shut up. No you shut the fuck up you fat cow! For god sakes, your only friends don't have to be books!
So you geeks and nerds! If you're listening, Jesus Christ man, go outside and get laid or something. Do something. Stop watching fucking Garden State and listening to Indy music and sharing porn with your virtual friends. It's not good for you. Get a fucking tan. Yes you, get a fucking tan. You look like the background color of this damn page.