Phrases That Boil My Potatoes. PG 13.
Have you ever heard some people quote some inane proverb or some expression they read on a greeting card somewhere, which causes you to think, "What an inane phrase, I would love nothing more than to give her smelly?" Sure we all have. These are a collection of some of the phrases that anger me the most.
Whatever:
You silly billy. You can't use one word as a response, that's a fragmented sentence!
Meh:
Again! Same as above!
I Love You:
Oh you! You cannot love just one. You must love all. It is in the Bible! LOL!
Sex Is Better Than Chocolate:
That may be true, but there is many types of chocolate out there. Be specific please!
I Don't Like You, I Love You:
That is so sneaky!
It sounds like you're going to say something mean, but you turn it around and
make it different! Very funny wise guy!
9,423,001 phrases were excluded from this list in the interest of stabilizing my
blood pressure.