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The Internet Slang Cheat Sheet

For those who still don't know what acronyms like "LOL" mean, here is a definition of the terms you will often see posted up by retards -- I mean internet users.

LOL = Laughing Out Loud

LooOooooOoL!!!111 = Retard On Keyboard Trying To Type "LOL"

ROFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

n00b = Newbie = Amateur

1337 = LEET = Elite = Really Good

Pwned = Owned = Defeated

WOOT! = Hurray!

Googled = Looked Up On Internet Search Engine Google, e.g. "I was Googled"

Google It = Look It Up On Internet Search Engine Google.com

Fap, Fap = Onomatopoeia (Sound) of Jerking Off Noise

OMFG = Oh My Fucking God

OMG = Oh My God or Oh My Gosh

WTF?! = What The Fuck?!

WTH?! = What The Hell?!

WoW = World of Warcraft = Game For Fat Fantasy Nerds

IRL = In Real Life (i.e. been on the computer so long I have to distinguish between real life and the internet/computer)

Mac User = People think buying/using an Apple computer makes them better than everyone else

By J. Cho

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