I'm The New Writer, So You Can All Suck My Dick
I'm glad Wang Wang is gone! I finally have
free reign! No more Peking duck for lunch and no more listening to him complain
about his, "10 Cent Hour" wages! So you know what all you readers can all suck
my dick! I pown this page!
Seriously though, I don't want any dudes sucking me off. So go crawl back under
your rock and jerk off. Then lick that shit up, nobody wants your sticky gunk
contaminating this planet. LOL! I'm kidding! It's me Wang Wang! I got those
English lessons. Now I can speak proper English!
I know you guys may have liked how I used to talk before because it was
funny...but I don't like being laughed at. So shut the fuck up and read these
new entries! Please? Ah, you guys are the best. I wish I could be your friends
and hang out with you and drink your blood. Oh did I mention? I joined a vampire
cult. Seriously, it's awesome. I met this guy name Hellsing. What an awesome
name!