I'm Sorry Guys
I'm sorry guys. I might have to shut down this website. I'm going broke. My
stuff is being repossessed. They took my couch, they took my dog, they took my
desk, they took my bed, they even took that cute hate I bought! Who's fault is
that? Is it mine? No. I'm not the one who wanted to charge me 19% interest. Am
I?
Darn credit card companies! Give me a break! I didn't do anything to you! All I did was love your convenient service and give you praise to all my friends. I did you so many favors -- but when I ask you for some? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it's too much! You're a billion dollar company man! Come on! Can't you let me keep my Chinchilla fur couch?
Do you know how many good memories I've had on that? You don't even care. You're a heartless evil company Visa! I should pee on your CEO's face! You're lucky he has body guards. I would open his mouth with a crowbar and drop a spud monkey right down his throat! I swear!
But seriously though...I'm really depressed. I have no money left. I'm down and out man. I lost my life saving in the stock market. I only have $5.65. Hmm...I could probably live off that for two weeks. Ramen noodles don't cost that much these days do they?
Sadly By Harry