If I Were Gay

If I Were Gay

If I were gay who would I go out with?

Johnny Depp
A great actor, a sensitive man, fantastic hair and buns of steal. What more can a Queen ask for?

Kevin Smith
Look at that cute little smile! What a teddy bear! Who wouldn't like to go out with him? He is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny too! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

George W. Bush
What boy can resist a man with power?

The Chuck
Need I say more?