How I Made Money With Google

Making money with Google is super easy! All you have to do is paste a little HTML code into your website and then the cash comes rolling in!

Look at how much money I made in two years! OMFG! $6.58! Do you know how much that is in Mexico? That could buy several dozen burritos!

But wait -- why not advertise your website? Hey! That's a smart idea! Generate some traffic! Do some Google arbitrage!

Okay! Now I paid my $10 setup fee and had a total of 9 clicks! Sweet!  Now I only owe $11.56 for super targeted relevant ads! What a bargain!

Let's see how much money I made you guys...
Revenue ($6.58) - ($11.56) Expenses = -$4.98

Awesome! I only owe $4.98! 2 more years and I break even -- then I can blow my cash on extravagant items like McD's!

Oh wait I totally forgot about web hosting costs, my mistake...

$9.99 x 24 = $239.76

Okay...I have made negative $244.70! Wow!

Never mind I'll just draw it from Wang Wang's salary! He'll have to make due with 9 cents an hour! :D

By Harry

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