Get Revenge On Your Ex -- Like
This!
Breaking up is hard to do...especially
if the cunt who breaks it off with yah we the reason shit fell to pieces. So
what do you do? Do you put your head between your legs and weep like a little
bitch? Fuck no! You go out there and you get revenge on that slut fucker!
Here's how...
1) Steal Her Panties & Sell Them On eBay - People love dirty female panties. I have no fucking idea why, but they do! So take your ex's panties and put 'em up on eBay. Make some scratch and frustrate the hell out of her when she can't find her purple thong!
2) Shit In The Trunk of Her Car - Take a shit in the trunk of her car. She will never get that smell out. She'll barely be able to drive. Sure she can physically remove the piece of turd you put there, but the smell will always linger. It will stay with her forever -- just like your love!
3) Sabotage Her Condoms - After she breaks up with you she'll probably be out in the town fucking...so why not fuck her over too? Get that batch of condom she keeps in the drawer and stick holes in all of 'em! That'll fuck her life! Now don't forget to do it in ALL of them. Otherwise it won't work.
I know what you're saying, she'll notice right? Wrong, wrong, wrong. Unless you make the hole huge she won't know! Sex after breakups always comes in heaps and piles. She'll just grab one out the drawer and think nothing of it when she lays that dick up in her vagina. It'll totally work. Just avoid being too obvious, don't slice it in half with scissors.
4) Got Sex Photos/Videos? - If you have any documentation of you two fucking you better get that shit out quick before she asks for it back! Post that cummy night in bed all over the internet! Oh and don't forget to blur out your own face. You don't want people to see you too do you?
5) Send Her Inappropriate Gifts At Work - There's nothing more humiliating than opening up a gift wrapped box with a big red dildo inside in front of your colleagues -- is there?
What are you waiting for? Go out there and try this shit out! It works marvels for your ego.
Written By Harry