Evolution Shmevolution
What is all this talk about evolution?
We all know the logical and scientific answer to this debate. Evolution is a
load of shit I mean come on guys! Don't you read the facts? Don't you read the
bible? It clearly states we are made in the image of God and not that of the
retarded monkey frog. I mean Jesus where is the evidence for evolution?
There is none! It's just a loaded theory with no real scientific backing. Whenever we ask them scientists to prove to us evolution they just say, "Oh, well it'll take millions years." Bullshit! Bullshit! They just use that as an excuse. There is not such thing as evolution. We were made perfect. Me? I'm the epitome of perfection. Look at my finely tuned and chiseled body.
Does this look like monkey to you? Hell no! Only God could have created such perfection. If you believe otherwise you're dumb. Seriously man, where's the evidence? If Evolution was real, we'd have already seen some new forms of life. But we don't. I'm looking in my fucking peanut butter! Where's the new organisms?!
They are nowhere to be found.
Even after billions and billions of peanut butter jar openings not one person
has found a new creature. And for good reason, because evolution is a pile of
smelly shit. I don't know who in their right minds believe that. It's a load of
bad cum! It's messy but it never sticks!
Written by J. Cho