Don't Fuck With My Computer

When you go over to someone else's house or use someone else' computer, the common sense notion is, to not fuck with their computer. Most people are unaware of this etiquette, but seriously, a person's computer is like their home. Why the fuck do you think they call PERSONAL COMPUTER. Your computer is personal and is arranged is a certain way and manner.

So when you go on somebody's computer (i.e. like mine) don't download shit and install shit. Don't visit porno sites and don't move shit around on the desktop. And DO NOT delete anything -- unless it's a virus. Have some common fucking courtesy. When I go to your place do I throw your shit out the (real) window and cop a squat in the corner?

Of course not! But for some reason, some retards feel it's okay to do that to someone's computer. You know, download a virus or two, and put porno files right on your desktop. You fucks, what are you thinking? A man's computer is not for public access. It's not like going to a public library or a Best Buy. You don't fuck around with their shit.

So please, please, please...if any of you come over to my house and want to use my computer don't erase files. Don't move my icons around. And don't visit porn sites. How horny can you be that you need to see porno everywhere you go? You bastard!

Written By Harry

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