Atheism Is My Favorite Religion

I love Atheism. It is my absolute favorite religion. It's just so logical and righteous.

"But It's not a religion," you say,

Oh but it is my friend! Just look at the things which make a religion a religion...

1) A God or Object of Worship
2) A System or Set of Beliefs
3) A Prophet or Leader
4) A Place of Worship or an Institution
5) A Book of Rules to Follow and Abide By

 Atheism has all of that! Just take a look!

1) A God or Object of Worship - They Worship and Admire Logic and Reasoning (E.G. Computers).
2) A System or Set of Beliefs - Their Set of Beliefs is That There is no God, Just Science
3) A Prophet or Leader - Does Anyone Remember James Randi?
4) A Place of Worship or an Institution - The Internet! Atheists Love Jamming Online. Online Atheist Communities Are All Over!
5) A Book of Rules to Follow and Abide By - See the Atheist Manifesto

So don't tell me Atheism isn't a religion! It is a religion and it's alive and well! We just haven't formally declared and registered as a non-profit organization.

By J. Cho

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