Abortions Are Awesome
Abortions are great. They're so convenient and easy these days. Getting an abortion is like getting a mole removed. You have something on your body bothering you and you get rid of it. It's pretty simple. Suck it out with a tube and squash its brains.
So why are people making it more complicated than it has to be? Babies aren't alive. They have no feelings, they can't feel pain. For fuck sakes they don't even know their names! They're not human. Why are people trying to stop these young female teens from having abortions?
Let them do what they want to do. It's their body. If they don't want to take responsibility for their own actions, then so what. Why so mad? People have been getting out of their responsibilities for eons! Remember when God abandoned the earth? On the 7th day he said, "Fuck it, I'm going home." Yeah, even the G-O-D does it. So if he can do it what's wrong with young naive female teens doing it?
Bring on the abortions! I love abortions. They're so great. It's like picking up a "Get out of Jail Free" card in monopoly. Man I wish I was a woman! I would abort babies like sperm in a toilet. Because you know they're just genetic material. Babies have no soul. Having an abortion is just like cracking an egg into a frying pan and making an omelet. Those are the chickens' babies you know. Nobody complains about that?
Why? Because we all know chicken eggs have no soul. Just like human babies. So quit your belly aching and bring me your knocked up teenage sluts! Get some acid and inject it into their wombs! Burn that baby! Burn its stupid non-human face off! Squelch that shit out into the toilet like a turd and flush.